Glasses on. Chart open. Absolutely no idea what's going on — but somehow he looks like he does.
Recovered from the desk of the most academically qualified corgi on the timeline.
Mitch reviewed the literature. Buying low and selling high remains a promising theory.
Removing the glasses may reduce perceived intelligence by 97%. Source: Mitch.
No fake metrics. No fantasy promises. Just Mitch and the timeline.
A small corgi with enormous research credentials and suspiciously oversized glasses. Mitch observes. Mitch calculates. Mitch occasionally forgets why he entered the room.
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He may not answer. He may stare through the glasses. Either way, the research continues.